Jasmine's Life Notes

2008-06-20T14:24:00.003+08:00

HAH. This video shows what we do almost every single day in class. yes, this is GANG BELAKANG CLASS. Theres actually 6 of us, but only 4 of us participated in the video? yes.

in order of appearance:

Jasmine

Syafiqa

Faez (hes the one doin the intro. narrator i suppose?)

Wei Keat

guy with newspaper, screaming GA-GA-GA-GA-GADOH? Ashmaan

notice Sysafiqa throwing things at the camera &.. jasmine throwing the bag onto the ground?

i was asked to do it okaaaay i didnt mean to! sorry about your bag Sebi!

2008-06-19T18:14:00.009+08:00

gah. here are some photos during Jasmine, Ashmaan, and Syafiqa's outing. There are more photos from Hafiz's cam, but hes too laxy to send em to me. Will upload em as soon as i get em.

Ashmaan syok sendiri, in the GIRLS TOILET. And yes, this is how he dresses to go out?

Let's focus on the Himmm

hi =)

2008-06-17T17:26:00.011+08:00

I love my Pussy. Yes i do =D
Well, i noticed that whenever anyone come over to my house, the first thing they do,
is not greet me, but instead:

Person: WHERES YOUR PUSSY?
Jasmine: in my pants..
Person: im talking about Neko.
Jasmine: *stones*

my god. i guess people DO comeover just to play with my pussy.
PLAAAY. That sounded extremely wrong. Well anyways, since you people love my pussy so much, here are pictures of HIM. Take it and stop askin me to send the photos over.
Feel free to use it as your pc wallpaper, JUST LIKE ALICIA xD

Stare at it. Emo, no?

FINALE.WATCH THE VIDEO BITCH. =D

MY PUSSY CAN FETCH!!! CAN YOURS?!

(please excuse the ending though, someone was at the door so yea =)

You cant blame me for loving Neko.

2008-06-16T00:14:00.005+08:00

But sometimes, a higher power takes control,
Something that lies deep within you,
Beyond your conscious self,
& you find yourself doing things you'd never do.

"It's always hard to lose somebody. It leaves a hole in your heart that never grows back."
-We keep telling ourselves that we'll be fine, that we will eventually forget about it, and we'll move on. But NO. it doesnt work that way. Its a fact.
It's also a fact, that I'd never want to lose you.

"Because some things are never meant to be anything more than a moment. And that was one of them."

2008-06-11T11:22:00.005+08:00

To the dude in the photo. Yes, you know who you are.

Even though you're hot and all,

you really shouldnt be playing around with girls.

anyways, you still deserve an award..

CONGRATS TO YOU!

YOU'VE JUST RECEIVED

THE FUCKER OF THE YEAR AWARD!

haha, cmon la just joking okay? well maybe not =p

youre photo is on my farking blog okay! APPRECIATE LA BABIH! =D

take care of yourself dude. =)

2008-06-07T21:03:00.004+08:00

Roxy Summer Splash 2008

suck-suck-sucked

The only nice part about it,

was meeting you.

2008-06-05T23:38:00.009+08:00

She said “Some days I feel like shit,

Some days I wanna quit,

and just be normal for a bit,”

I don’t understand why you have to always be gone,

I get along but the trips always feel so long,

And, I find myself trying to stay by the phone,

Cause your voice always helps me to not feel so alone

But I feel like an idiot,

workin’ my day around the call,

But when I pick up you don’t have much to say,

So, I want you to know it’s a little fucked up,

That I’m stuck here waitin’, at times debatin’,

Tellin’ you that I’ve had it with you and your career,

Me and the rest of the family here singing “Where’d you go?”

I miss you so,

Seems like it’s been forever,

That you’ve been gone.

Where’d you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it’s been forever,T

hat you’ve been gone,

Please come back home…

I want you to know it’s a little fucked up,

That I’m stuck here waitin’,

no longer debatin’,

Tired of sittin’ and hatin’ and makin’ these excuses,

For why you’re not around,

and feeling so useless,

It seems one thing has been true all along,

You don’t really know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone,

I guess I’ve had it with you and your career,

When you come back I won’t be here and you can sing it…

Where’d you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it’s been forever,

That you’ve been gone.

Where’d you go?

I miss you so,

Seems like it’s been forever,

That you’ve been gone.

Shit, I find myself just fillin’ my time,

With anything to keep the thought of you from my mind,

I’m doin’ fine, I plan to keep it that way,

You can call me if you find that you have something to say.

2008-06-05T13:07:00.004+08:00

Yesterday, Jasmine's house had no supply of electricity for 4 hours. It was rainning heavily, so yea i guess it wasnt so bad. At least it wasnt sunny and hot or something. What the Hell is TNB doing?! YOURE KILLING MEEEE. yes Radzi, im blaming you. =D haha chill.

As lifeless as i am, i took my uncles camera and... took pictures of the candles around the house?

2008-06-03T15:34:00.013+08:00

Today, a few of my friends invaded my house =D Main highlight was Alicia and her Sayang, Johnston. Heres some photography i took for today. Again, let the pictures do the talking.

Okay. I DO have issues with my drink.

Marcus, is extremely sesat.

Photos of the Day

2008-06-02T13:58:00.009+08:00

Last Christmas
Yea i know it pretty late to upload em.
but SOMEONE didnt send them to me until today =D

everyone, meet Jasmine's adopted sister, Yasmin.
Jasmine met Yasmin when she was 3 years old. explains everything no?
i love you =)

I are SESAT

2008-05-31T17:49:00.020+08:00

Jasmine FINALLY has the time to upload photos from webcam-whoring with Alicia.
Hell lotsa photos. Why? because we are very lifeless and are very high =D
Let the Pictures Do the Talking?
Enjoy =)

Whats with the "GANAS" man?

I agree we have issues with Hoodies and Lips

We have issues with hair too
Oh, we fuck you.

Oh, we screw you too

DUHH...?

NEKO wants to cam-whore too =D
notice Alicia and Neko's expressions.

omg we have remotes =D

Okay, NEVER do horny with the air-condition remote.

aaaaaand...

the most "BETUL BETUL SESAT PHOTO" of the DAYMONTHYEARMILLENIUM

Guru Pitka

2008-05-30T20:43:00.006+08:00

haha, yes, who can forget Guru Pitka, who appeared on the season finale of American idol.

At 2:00 - "And david archuleta, you're so young. And yet soon, you'll have huge success. Also soon, you'll have hair in weird and wonderful places."

Here's the trailer for the Movie

Haha a must watch for me

And thanks to Guru Pitka, we not only have the game Guitar Heroes, but also...

Sitar Heroes!

Parang

2008-05-29T16:41:00.009+08:00

Last weekend, at around 9 am, my mums Business partner, Mr. AL Lim was opening his house gate for his father-in-law, who was going to take Mr. AL Lim's two daughters for breakfast.

As his 75-year old father-in-law was stepping out of his car, 3 chinese men with super-huge parangs, yes parangs, attacked him, pushing him down in the middle of the road, attempting to steal the car.

Mr. lim immediately put his kids into the house, locking the door, just when he noticed he had left his father in law outside. He immediately tried carrying his father in law into the house and fought the men just to get the car.

Ufortunately, one of the men sliced his hand. No the hand wasnt totally chopped off, but the scar was pretty bad. One of the main nerves was cut off. He went for an operation to join the nerves back together. And, the car was taken.

Even though this is bad enough, He was considered lucky. One of the Three men had a gun.

This happened, in a Damansara Jaya housing area, in the morning. A few days ago the same case happened to woman in the same area.

And Uncle Lim, if you're reading this post, why did u have to fight for the car? the car has insurance. If the car was taken, you could have claimed insurance anyway!? And the guy had a gun, if he used the gun what would have happened to youuu =( and you kids? you wife? the company? uncleeee limmmm jangan laaaaaa.

2008-05-28T10:14:00.009+08:00

Abang Fa, my beloved Fucker, & his girlfriend

everywhere you go,
every minute of the day,
everytime i see you,
YOU HAVE CIGARETTES IN HAND
PLEASE STOP SMOKING

you guys are the heaviest of the heavy smokers.

never before have i seen people

who smoke like you guys do

If you guys keep smoking this way,

i think i'd be the one dying fast.

Second-hand smoke you know?

(In conjuction with : THE ANTI-ROKOK FOR ABANG FA AND HIS GF CAMPAIGN.)

2008-05-27T19:54:00.009+08:00

We both know it. It's slowly burning out.

"I had a lot to say, was thinking on my time away. I missed you but things weren't the same."

i'm sorry i'm bad,

i'm sorry i'm blue,

i'm sorry about all things i said to you

and i know i can't take it back

i love how you kiss,

i love all your sounds,

and baby the way you make my world go round.

This time I think I'm to blame. it's harder to get through the days.

You get older and blame turns to shame

2008-05-25T12:40:00.006+08:00

RUN FOR COVER,

MOTHER FUCKER!

IM FUCKIN WATCHING YOU.

2008-05-24T16:55:00.010+08:00

I Miss You - Blink 182

and in the night we'll wish this never ends,
wish this never ends.

don't waste your time on me
you're already a voice inside my head.

Burn Burn Burrrrn

2008-05-22T19:20:00.011+08:00

Last friday, which was teachers day,
some really cool people did
some really cool surprise
for them really cool teachers

It included lotsa fire =D
here are some photos i got off different peeps
of the really cool event?

p.s:
to ther really cool people who did this,
WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU BURN THE WHOLE BLOCK!?
Then it wouldnt be so fucking obvious.
Plus, we wouldnt have exams, bodoh.

Thus, Teahcers Day was Cool. no?

2008-05-17T21:13:00.006+08:00

"Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late."
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart.
It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

You'll always be a part of me
I'm a part of you indefinitely.

Because baby, it's all about you.

2008-05-16T22:33:00.005+08:00

Wei Keat: EH EH YOU YOU YOU MARI SINI!

Random Person: *stares*

Wei Keat: *turns around, lifts up shirt*
TRRRRANSPARENT!!

Random Person: *dies*

[ not many peeps have nice asses like this ]

2008-05-14T17:54:00.001+08:00

I love you. =)

2008-05-13T19:52:00.009+08:00

Friends.

Friends smile at you.

They like your face.

They want to be with you

Any old place

Friends have fun with you

Friends share

They're glad when you're happy

When you're sad, they care

"When you need me,

I'll be here for you."

Thats how friendships should be.

People,

cherish you friends

before you lose them.

When were done with form 5,

some of us will go overseas and so on.

we might never see them again

Appreciate what you have before their gone.

Love your friends for who they are.

2008-05-12T15:33:00.006+08:00

As your stewpid best-buddeh, i shall wish you..

HAPPY 2-MONTH

ANNIVERSARY!

ALICIA loves JOHNSTON

May god bless ya'll always =D

HEY BEEF,alicia's in the house :D WOOH.

2008-05-07T19:18:00.007+08:00

Welll,im slightly pissed.and soz im blogging to release stress.Blogging..is such a great thing ;D

SOO yeah.to start this off,i'd like to con-gra-jueee-late.?[can't-spell] Jazzy for wining her photography competition! :D and next off,well..i think im pretty much in love with her pussy.

LAWL.
Alicia.overprotective beef. says (6:52 PM):
you have a really nice pussyyy
Alicia.overprotective beef. says (6:52 PM):
its sooo soft !!!
Alicia.overprotective beef. says (6:52 PM):
soo...hairy...
Alicia.overprotective beef. says (6:52 PM):
and and..well groomed
Jasmine. says (6:53 PM):
AAHHAAHA
Alicia.overprotective beef. says (6:53 PM):
can i have your pussy?
Jasmine. says (6:53 PM):
NO
Jasmine. says (6:54 PM):
goddamn uuu

i know what ur thinking,omfg like wtf?well first off,dont be such a perv you perv ;D its a cat for allah's sake. soooo'z likee. HEYYY!!!

EVERYBODY MEET NEKOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Neko is jasmines adorable super-sexy-model cat :D ,the picture above was taken by her :D its so awesome.LOL.and well i'd just like to say;

& well,fcuk you peter.

i dont need you to make me happy,i can go on smilling without you and im glad i did.

smiles! :D

I LOVE YOU JOHNSTON!

Botoxed Armpits WTF ?

2008-04-30T16:30:00.003+08:00

British model Danielle Lloyd injected Botox in her armpits!

I know what your all thinking WTF !??? and when i first read it taugght she over used her armpits and it was saggy.And of course BOTOX !! tight ass skin's best friend was a cure ...

But thus the story is
The former Miss Great Britain was so concerned about her sweaty armpits she had injections under her arms to disable the sweat glands.
Danielle said: “I had Botox in my armpits to stop me sweating. When I’m going out and I’ve got a nice dress on, I don’t want to be waving to people with a big sweat patch under my arm and get snapped by the paparazzi.
“Sometimes I wonder about the health effects of having Botox injected there but I don’t sweat now so I don’t really care to be honest!”

Posted by R.sharon

2008-04-02T15:13:00.004+08:00

Improv Everywhere causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places. Created in August of 2001, Improv Everywhere has executed over 70 missions involving thousands of undercover agents. The group is based in New York City.

Here are some videos of scenes made by the Improv Everywhere team.

Now THAT, is art. According to Daniel, the Arts students of KBU College did the exact same thing in the college and in One Utama yesterday in conjunction with.. Aprils fool's day? LOL

oh my god this is so funnyyy. WAAAY BETTER than highschool musical.

if Improv Everywhere came to Kuala Lumpur, i wouldnt mind participating in events like these. okay, maybe not. I think i'll just witness one instead.
in the mean time, anyone up to do anything similar with me? =p

2008-04-01T14:02:00.002+08:00

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONEEE

good luck. go out and pull a prank on some people to realease

the stress =D

Expelled for Hair?

2008-03-31T14:45:00.005+08:00

Who does this remind you of? Betty or Hamizan? NYAHAHA

This is too much. The head mistress of smk damansara jaya has made up a new school rule,

and it is that if we girls have fringes below the eyebrow and we dont clip it up

we will be expelled from school

yes, EXPELLED.

BUANG SEKOLAH you know?

this is bullshit.

how stupid can this get?

It first started as

if we didnt clip up our fringe,

our parents would be called

and they would have to come to school

to pick their daughters up

and go for a HAIRCUT

JUST BECAUSE OF OUR FRIGGIN FRINGES

and like Puan Hamizan always says:

KAMU ADALAH PELAJAR SMKDJ, KAMU IKUT PERATURAN SEKOLAH SMKDJ, KLAU KAMU TIDAK SETUJU DENGAN PERATURAN TERSEBUT, LEBIH BAIK KAMU PINDAH SEKOLAH

like is she jealous of our hair or something?

and now, like one month later after the Call-the-parents-rule was made up

the Expell-the-kid-if-she-has-a-fringe-rule is made.

so far from what i heard, one student has already been expelled for her hair.

im not gonna mention names here.

We should have more teachers LIKE THIS dont'cha think fellas?

You&Me

2008-03-30T14:57:00.008+08:00

Thats You

& Thats Me

& Thats Us =D

Wheeeee

[ iLOVEyou. ]

Paints?

2008-03-30T14:39:00.005+08:00

Last year on Animal Planet there was this programme on Elephants that Paint.
Here's a video i got off YouTube.
Watch the whole video, look at what this elephant painted.
I am amazed.

im JEALOUS

[ fuck, it paints better than me ]

2008-03-29T20:20:00.005+08:00

Today, SMK Damansara Jaya turns 25

Happy 25th anniversary DJ!

Lets all hope the buildings here "dont" colapse or something.

Bye-bye Kasut =(

2008-03-27T17:14:00.016+08:00

Do you have, a favourite pair of shoes?

maybe one that you wear all the time?

or maybe one that you like alot?

well I do

and guess what?

GUESS GUESSSS!!!

i woke up in the morning,

and discovered my favourite pair of shoes were gone =(

Yea maybe it is my fault that i left it outside but..

WHY THE HELL WOULD SOMEBODY WANT TO STEAL AN OLD, DIRTY, SEASONED PAIR OF CONVERSE SHOES?!!

ive had if for 3 years now =(

maybe the person who took it, is stalking me

and he/she is so TRULY MADLY DEEPLY in love with me,

and wants to smell the shoes and lick it everyday?

naaawww. maybe not

Since i miss my shoe so much, i decided to do a post, filled with photographs of them, of where ive been and done with them? =D

I used to pose in them

I used to draw on them with washable jumbo markers

I used to take group photos with them

I wore them everytime i went on a holiday

I used to switch one side of the shoe with my cousin

I pretended to be a guy for a photo my cousin needed for a Valentine's Day card (shes waaaaay taller than me by the way )

I wore them almost all the time

=( Bye-bye shoes

Shes just, LIKE THAT

2008-03-08T00:25:00.005+08:00

When you have a friend like Her, theres always something to talk about. Well, most of the time we spend time talking about nothing, but its something alright.

Alicia. says:
JASSSMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alicia. says:
how did i met you?

Alicia. says:
=D

Jasmine. says:
omg

Jasmine. says:
i remember!

Jasmine. says:
i woke up

Jasmine. says:
in a forest

Alicia. says:
O:

Alicia. says:
and

Alicia. says:
i was

Alicia. says:
ontop

Alicia. says:
of you

Alicia. says:
;D

Jasmine. says:
yes

Alicia. says:
AHHAHAHAHA

Jasmine. says:
i can never forget it

Alicia. says:
and i was like

Alicia. says:
HEYY JAS

Alicia. says:
hahaha

Jasmine. says:
u also did

Jasmine. says:
SSSSSHHHTCHHH AAAHHH

Alicia. says:
MMMMM OHHHH YEAAa

Alicia. says:
TCHHHHHHHHH AHHHH TSHHHHH

Jasmine. says:
and then

Jasmine. says:
mr. apple-cadbury came

Alicia. says:
OMG
Jasmine. says:
and thers was this other mr.

Alicia. says:
mr..?

Alicia. says:
O:

Jasmine. says:
ORANGE JUICE

Alicia. says:
omg

Alicia. says:
D:

Alicia. says:
noo!

Jasmine. says:
u dont remember?

Jasmine. says:
haa

Alicia. says:
NOOO

Alicia. says:
D:

Jasmine. says:
AMNESIAAA

Alicia. says:
omg

Alicia. says:
noo

Alicia. says:
DX

Alicia. says:
how could it beee?

Alicia. says:
4some?!

Jasmine. says:
AAAAAH

Jasmine. says:
*dies of alicias sexyness disease

Alicia. says:
TCHHHH

Alicia. says:
AHHHHHHHHH

Jasmine. says:
*starts rotting*

Alicia. says:
omggggg

Alicia. says:
noooo

Alicia. says:
liphosuction!

Jasmine. says:
LIPHOSUCTION?

Jasmine. says:
WTF DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH DYING/ROTTING?

Alicia. says:
i dont know...

Alicia. says:
XD

Alicia. says:
the grounds liphosuctioning you!

Jasmine. says:
omg thats cool

Jasmine. says:
then ull have

Jasmine. says:
a 3SOME

Alicia. says:
wah

[ SEXY DISEASE ]

Cikgu, Im so Sorry.

2008-03-03T16:38:00.003+08:00

I SLEPT through the whole Paper 2

Of my ENGLISH test =(

The COOLEST Marriage Proposal

2008-02-15T13:25:00.002+08:00

Weih guys, i passed the LDP highway after school today, and i saw this HUGE billboard, with a picture of a guy on it, and the billboad read : Tan E Li, Will You Marry Me?

I first thought it was a new Drama Series on 8tv or something, but i remembered that Kok Weng told me that he read the newspapers this morning, and it had something to do with it. Its was no Drama series. nonononono. It was literally a marriage proposal.

Heres the link to what its all about

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/2/15/nation/20336463&sec=nation

Damn, its really really sweet this guy proposed to her this way but, AIYOOOO WHY LA WASTE MONEY? The amount of money he spent on the proposal alone could cover for a whole wedding. I'm sure that guy is filthy rich, like some high-net-worth people that $50,000 is just like spending $500, nothing to them.

I guess the lady would be the happiest women on this planet man.. & definitely gave the 26 year old guy the best french kisses down to his throat! After some time enjoying all the excitement magic moments, and everything gets cooled down, I wonder how would she react when she got to know that the billboard costs him $40Grand?

[I declare this one chun engagement]

Beers & your Belly?

2007-12-21T00:54:00.001+08:00

Beers, Beers, Beers. Why is everybody wasting their money on beers? Okay. a bottle of beer just like the one up there, can cost around RM10, right? If you go Clubbing/Drinking, you can easily drink around 3 bottles. Which means RM10x3=RM30. So, if you do that 3 times a week, means RM30x3=RM90, and if you do that every week, you'll spend RM90x4=RM360, a month

Why don't you guys stop drinking, put all that money in a nice lil' red packet, and mail it to me. I promise I'll do good things for the community (like shopping till my ass falls off), and it's for the better. you know why? Because...

YOU DON'T WANNA END UP HAVING THIS LOOK!

And if you dont mail them to me FAST... you'll end up LIKE THIS!!

AAAHH! *faints*.

Other than getting beer bellies, you'll : barf, get hangovers, smell funny, get raped... you know, the usual. (haha XD)

And did you know, that just by having one glass of alcahol a day, you can get bowel cancer?

So DON'T DRINK. BE A MAN. DO THE RIGHT THING.

So You're Bored. Now What?

2007-12-17T20:35:00.002+08:00

My Question is WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR BORED?! ..

50 things to do when you're bored :

1. Wax the ceiling.

2. Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.

3. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.

4. Repeat above until failure.

5. Shave (those places you think you wouldnt show.)

6.Cook a turtle.

7. Play Houdini with one of your siblings (if your not sure what your doing, your parents can
always make more XD)

.8. Braid your dogs hair.

9. Clean and polish your belly button.

10. Water your dog...see if he grows.

11. Wash a tree & Hug it :D show it some love* .

12. Shout at ppl for no reason.

13. Knight yourself and some close friends.(Sir Bitching whore)

14. Flirt with yourself in the mirror(its good practice)

.15 .....

16. Scare Steven King.

17. Give your cat a mohawk.

18. Purr.

19. Mow your carpet.

20. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)

21. Whine

22. Play Pat Boone records backwards.

23. Re-elect Richard Nixon.

24. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.

25. Listen to a painting.

26. Play with matches.

27. Buff your cat.

28. Raise professional racing ferrets

.29. Paint your home...day-glo orange.

30. Dial-a-Prayer and argue.

31. Learn Greek.

32. Read Homer in the original Greek

33. Change your mind.

34. Change it back.

35. Watch the sun...see if it moves.

36. Mail Jerry Falwell a Hustler magazine.

37. Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.

38. Paint your windows.

39. Flash your goldfish.

40. Paint yourself to camouflage with the sofa.

41. Make snow-angles...on the soil in the back-yard.

42. Eat your toes.

43. Call 999, tell them you're bored.

44. If doing the above got you into prison, draw on the prison walls.

45. Vacuum yourself.

46. Let your dog pee in your neighbours yard. You pee there too.

47. Cook an egg.. on the roof of a car.

48. Dance in the yard in your knickers.

49. Sniff your cats armpits.. see if it smells.

50. Post and post like this post on your blog.

Bra's are like a Girl's Best Friend. Close to the heart and full of support.

2007-12-05T18:29:00.002+08:00

Millions of people with boobs reach for one every day, but how much do we really know about this most intimate apparel? Throughout history, undergarments have shaped women’s bodies to reflect the social expectations of the time. Nowhere is this more apparent than with the bra.

From boiling cauldrons (like the Harry Potter movie?) to silk looms to metal factories, this special traces the evolution of one of woman’s most provocative pieces of clothing.

Delicate fabric, exquisite details and curve-hugging cups make the bra an ultimate symbol of femininity, but behind the fragile exterior lies tough design, grueling construction and complicated science. Some of the facts and figures revealed in the special include the following:

• Caterpillar spit(eeeww?), dirt, crude oil and molten metal are several of the ingredients in a bra.

• There are over 40 components of a bra.

• Over 4 million new bras are created on average every day.
• Each woman owns an average of six and a half bras (where did the half come from?).

• In the last 15 years, the average bust size has increased from 34B to 36C (YEA! bigger boobs!).

• The modern system of bra sizing was invented in 1928.

• How many ounces in a cup? An A cup — approximately 8 fluid ounces; B cup — 13 ounces; C cup — 21 ounces; and D cup — 27 ounces.

• Women’s breasts can range from 10 ounces to 20 pounds, and a 1.6-ounce bra has to support all shapes and sizes in between (bras are strong).

• Consumers spend around $16 billion a year on bras.

The “over-shoulder-boulder-holder” is a necessary evil in many women’s lives…but who do we have to blame for this often uncomfortable, but ever-so-sexy piece of clothing?

Bra Styles

There are dozens of styles of bras to fit different tastes, sizes and particular occasions. Finding a bra that suits you should not be a problem. Once you have figured out your bra size and bra fitting requirements, you will want to decide what role your bra will play. For the guys, READ so that you won't ask your wife/girlfriend why she's wearing an ugly full cup bra at some point. (it's a wonder why guys don't ask why we wear sexy-type bras)

*Sports Bras: Designed to keep your breasts under control when undertaking any physical activity.
*Nursing Bras: Easy access to the food source for the breastfeeding mom.
*Maternity Bras: Supports daily breast growth.
*Mastectomy Bras: For your post mastectomy needs.
*Full Figure Bras: If you are a large-breasted woman, you will want a full-figured bra.
*Bridal Bras: Support for all that cake cutting.
*Underwire Bras: Torture device disguised as underwear.
*Vintage Bras: Remember the pointy, stick in your eye "bullet bras" from the 40's? Or the lung-compressing corset? Well, they're back and they are just as restrictive.
*Teen Bras: Designed to talk back and be surly.
*Belly Dance Bras: No matter what style of belly dance you may be studying, you will definitely want a beautiful belly dance bra. Guaranteed to improve your chest rolls.
*Leather Bras: If you like leather, the leather bra is one more way to get your fix (yea, more like if your boyfriend is one of those bikers with big Harley Davidson bikes).
*Sexy Bras: Depends on who you ask. Many would say NONE.
*Name Brand Bras: Some people only want brand names so that they can name drop at cocktail parties. But who talks about underwear at parties?

Well, it has definitely been a long process to what the bra looks and feels like today. From the Corset (open at the front to the waist, leaving the breasts uncovered. Small strips of leather round the waist were used to curve round the outline of the breasts), to the nifty sport-bras, it sure has been a very big change.

*I personally find this corset mentioned above VERY amusing*

Everything Hoodie!!!

2007-12-04T00:24:00.000+08:00

Back in the days it was sabre tooth tigers and wooly mammoths who were rocking the best fur - until man invented sewing and pinched it for his own wardrobe. Back before you could be "street"(there were no streets you see) prehistoric men would impress the ladies with their hoods of fur - if that didn't work they could always club the cave-ladies over the head and drag them back to the cave by their hair for some bump and grind.

These days clubbing people over the head, and wearing tiger fur is a bit frowned upon. Thank god for nylon...

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From hearing people going on about hoodies these days, you would think only criminals and thugs wear them, BUT I KNOW BETTER! Back in the day the holiest on holy men wore them: Monks!

Now if wearing hoodies is good enough for the Almighty above, I am sure they are good enough to be worn in a shopping centre in Kent!

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Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen! Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of men!

Okay okay, rhymes in the Robin Hood song are lame, but his cutfit certainly wasn't. Robin Hood was probably the first person who wore a hood to keep his face hidden. But robbing from the rich and giving to the poor is not something we reccomend these days, as the poor have job seekers allowance and theres not many town councillors who live in castles. But we'll let him off this time, as he wore a hoodie!

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These days if Red Riding Hood turned up and grandma's house and there was a wolf dressed up in her bed, the girl would whip out the pepper spray and use it on the wolf until he passes out. Then the wolf would take out a personal injury claim against Little Red Riding Hood and sue her for millions of ringgit =)

In the old skool version however, the wood cutter turns up and shops up the Wolf in true gory fairytale style. I have to say I prefer this version. Oh I forgot to mention Little Red Riding hood looks pretty damn good in that outfit.

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Anorak's (big sweaters with fur on the border of the hoodie) are the 1970's brother of the hoodie. Today you can still see them being worn by trainspotters, trendy geeks wh are trying to look "retro" and of you're lucky... that weird man in the park who doesn't seem to be wearing anything else underneath!! 0.0

The best place to pick one up is probably a local charity shop. And did I mention they come in wonderful colours of blue and orange. Well, at least the keep the rain off.

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And now we arrive at the modern day. Despite the hoodie having been around since the beggining of time,(well, almost), we now have certain countries that are calling for it to be banned!

I want to show people that the hoodie can be worn with pride, by regular decent people! Don't let the thugs and criminals out there spoil the reputation of a decent bit of clothing!

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(Hoodies rock my world!)

Mom's Old Advice

2007-12-03T01:50:00.000+08:00

You should always listen to your mom. Remember all those things she used to say over and over when you were a kid? She had some good advice for you back then, but you probably tuned it out. So I've updated some of her favorite admonishments for you to heed now that you're older. This Mother's Day, take the time to thank Mom for passing on her words of wisdom:

"Don't put anything in your (ear) PENIS sharper than your elbow."

You wouldn't believe how many guys have ended up in the emergency room because they didn't follow this advice and poked something they shouldn't have up their peter. Pencils, thermometers, bobby pins, birthday candles, paper clips...I'll spare you all the gory details. If you're at all curious, just don't do it. You might as well clean your ears with an ice pick.

"Eat your vegetables. Drink your juice. It'll make (you strong) YOUR CUM TASTE BETTER."

It's true! That healthy, balanced diet mom always encouraged you to eat can help promote better-tasting semen, especially if it includes lots of fresh fruits and vegetables. In fact, it's reported that a vegetarian diet will give both men and women better tasting juices down there. Of course, you don't have to tell mom why you're on a health kick, but she'll be proud anyway.

"Always wear clean underwear. You never know when you'll get (in an accident) LAID."

Chances are, if you get in an accident, your underwear is the last thing you'll be worried about. But if you find yourself in the middle of an unexpected hook-up? You'll be glad you're wearing a clean pair. So thank your mom the next time you've got a a friendly hand tugging at your (freshly laundered) tighty-whities or thong. Skid marks are such a turn off.

"If all your friends (jumped off a bridge) TRADED SEX FOR COKE would you do it too?"

It probably seemed like mom was always trying to ruin your fun, but really, she was just trying to keep you out of trouble. She wanted to instill some good judgment and prevent you from doing something you might regret. And discourage you from hanging out with those skeevy coke-whore friends of yours.

"Do you think your (dirty socks) USED CONDOMS are going to pick themselves up?"

Hopefully your mom trained you to at least pick up the most disgusting things you leave behind, like dirty underwear, smelly socks, crusty dishes, wet towels, used Kleenex, and spunk-filled condoms. You'll only have yourself to blame when you step on one while getting up to use the can in the middle of the night.

"Think about all the (starving) SEX-STARVED (children) COWORKERS in (India, Africa, China) YOUR DORM."

Mom always wanted you to look on the bright side and be grateful for what you had. Given the population rates in third-world countries, it's obvious that people there are getting it on, but the point is, if you take a look around your office or dorm, we're sure you can find someone less fortunate to compare yourself to. Your current girlfriend or boyfriend may look about as tempting as tuna helper right now, but at least you've got something on your plate.

"Don't put that in your (mouth) MOUTH/VAGINA/ASSHOLE - you don't know where it's been!"

So true, especially these days. They say when you sleep with someone, you're sleeping with every other person they had sex with. If that isn't enough to put a damper on your passion, let it at least make you think twice about hooking up with total skanks and hos and serve as a reminder to use protection.

"Pull up your pants. You look like a (plumber) LINDSAY LOHAN."

Sure, those low-rise jeans are what all the "cool kids" are wearing, but some trends are not worth following, especially if they make you look like cheap trash. Have a little class, and cover up that coin slot. And that goes quadruple if you're a guy.

"Don't sit so close to the set computer when you watch (tv) PORN. You'll ruin your eyes."

Actually, I can't verify that this is true. But it's probably not very good for your eyesight. And sitting too close to the computer greatly increases your chances of getting spunk on the keyboard and screen.

"Don't point that at your face. You'll (put an eye out) GET JIZZ IN YOUR EYE."

Be careful where you're aiming that thing, mister, especially if you've got a hair trigger. Whether you're pointing it at someone else or yourself, try to keep it away from the eyes. It won't make you blind for good, but cum in the eyes stings like hell.

"Don't take (candy) OPEN ALCAHOLIC BEVERAGES from (strangers) RANDOM GUYS AT PARTIES."

It might seem paranoid, but in this age of roofies and other date-rape drugs, women (and sometimes even men) have to be extra careful. There are too many stories of people getting victimized after having their drinks tampered with. You don't want to end up like a grown-up version of some cautionary after-school special.

"Wash behind your (ears) NUTSACK. You could grow potatoes back there."

I really hope you've been washing back there, but unlike your mom, we're not going to check. See the item on clean underwear, and if you haven't been keeping up with your hygiene, hit the showers and introduce your taint to some soap and hot water.

"How do you know you don't like (broccoli) SWALLOWING SEMEN/EATING PUSSY if you haven't tried it?"

Thank mom for this classic line that you can use on a girlfriend or boyfriend reluctant to do oral. Maybe he or she just needs a little encouragement. Sure, they may not like it, but they'll never know until they give it a chance.

"Wear your (overcoat) CONDOM! It looks like (rain) DISCHARGE out there and you could catch (pneumonia) THE CLAP."

Your mom was always looking out for and trying to protect you from dangers and diseases. She can't be with you looking over your shoulder every time you have sex (thank god, that would be really messed up), but hopefully some of her caution and warnings have taken hold and you'll reach for the rubbers before you dive in.

(yes people, i know it's gross, but its DAVID'S request. Blame him! hurry up! blame blame blame! I guess all I can say is, take this as a piece of advice. )

The Guys Survival Kit to... PMS! jeng jeng jeeeeennnggg

2007-12-02T23:58:00.000+08:00

Bear with it guys! you can do it!

So guys want to know what to do when their lady love is a bomb waiting to explode in the face of a puny annoyance? Pre Menstrual Stress lasts approximately four to five days. If you're lucky, you'll live through to the other side.Here's a quick survival list of how to handle the demon:

1)In fact, flattery will get you everywhere.
2)Try not to be emotionally needy/annoying/tell fart jokes/in fact, just remain scarce.
3)Don't argue.
4)Agree with everything she says.
5)Tell her she's beautiful, perhaps 5 000 times a day, even if she has a giant zit pulsating like Cyclops' eye on her forehead.
6)Actually, just tell her she's beautiful every five seconds.
7)Also under no circumstances point out or ask what 'that bulging thing is' on her face.
8)Bring her stuff. F@ck experiences, chicks want stuff. Throw chocolate at her.
9)Don't be pathetic
10)Don't be abstract
11)Don't be condescending
12)Don't be annoying
13) Don't be high maintenance
14) Don't ask her when the PMS will be over
15) Don't be a prick
16) Don't be stupid
17) Don't be a smart-ass
18) Don't be perverse
19)Don't be arrogant
20)Don't be normal
21)Don't be strange
22) Don't be pragmatic
23) Don't be useless
24) Tip: Angst can be alleviated through copulative mediums
25) Don't cancel last minute. (My God this annoys me).
26) Achieve the impossible
27) Be hot
28) Stick to your promises - follow through people – follow through
29) Realise it's only four days of hell. FOUR DAYS. GIVE HER FOUR DAYS!!.
30) And for God's sake: When a woman is in a bad mood and she's not on PMS – because women CAN have a shitty day without having PMS – don't whatever you do - ask her if she's 'on.'
31) Be there for her all the time
32) Let her shout. Take it like a MAN.

awww, I know It's alot, but c'mon.. you wouldnt want her to throw things at you like a smelly fish/piece of meat/pork/chair/the computer set/the home-toolbox/the TV set/toaster/... the list just GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON. So just BEAR with her a little. Okay, maybe alot. It's just for a few days, and then you can get it on and have some SEXY TIME! wooo!

(for Chern Yao's request)

What are these "Sex Bracelets" all about?

2007-11-30T23:08:00.000+08:00

weeeellll, sex bracelets are these stuff that we wear on our wrists just because we see people wearing em in the movies? naaaah, before you decide to even WEAR one, here's what their ACTUALLY all about:

*Sex bracelets are inexpensive jelly bracelets, rings of rubbery plastic . They come in a lot of different colors, many translucent. They often signal willingness to perform certain sex acts, as determined by their color. They may be used in games in which sexual favors are exchanged.

*Jelly bracelets are in fashion and worn by people of all ages, both male and female. They are a casual and trendy style of jewelry. However, it is college students and twenty-somethings who wear them as "sex bracelets," and then comes morons OUR age who follow in their footsteps to stupidity or... love? blehblehbleh!

*One of those " games" that we can play with these bracelets is called "SNAP". Aaaand the game goes like this:

One person attempts to break or "snap" a sex bracelet off of another person. The broken bracelet then becomes a "sex coupon" that the snapper can exchange for the sex act signified by the bracelet's color. It is cheating if you simply pull the bracelet off the arm without breaking it, or use a knife or scissors to cut it. The game is rumored to have first been played at college fraternity parties.

*Each bracelet colour mean different acts:

Black: sexual intercourse
Blue: blow job

Green: cunnilingus

Clear: whatever you want

Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug

Red: lap dance

Purple: anal sex

Silver: fisting
White: flash your tits

Pink: flashing
Gold glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad
Glow in the dark: using sex toys

Note: The VAST MAJORITY of people in Asia who wear jelly bracelets do not consider them "sex bracelets". The idea that middle schoolers are wearing jelly bracelets and having sex is, as far as we can tell, a media myth. Sex bracelets are something used and enjoyed by adults.

My advice is, DO NOT EVERRR GO TO THE U.S WITH THESE BRACELETS. There has been many stories/cases saying that guys in malls who see girls wearing these bracelets, would ACTUALLY walk up to her and ask for the act done on him, according to the colour bracelet she's wearing.

Jasmine's Life Notes

I are SESAT

Guru Pitka

Parang

Burn Burn Burrrrn

HEY BEEF,alicia's in the house :D WOOH.

Botoxed Armpits WTF ?

Expelled for Hair?

You&Me

Paints?

Bye-bye Kasut =(

Shes just, LIKE THAT

Cikgu, Im so Sorry.

The COOLEST Marriage Proposal

Beers & your Belly?

So You're Bored. Now What?

Bra's are like a Girl's Best Friend. Close to the heart and full of support.

Everything Hoodie!!!

Mom's Old Advice

The Guys Survival Kit to... PMS! *jeng jeng jeeeeennnggg*

What are these "Sex Bracelets" all about?

The Guys Survival Kit to... PMS! jeng jeng jeeeeennnggg